Thanks goes out to Jeremiah Pandatron for this one (yes that is his real name), its only a short one but man its funny. This ViralVid has currently had over 5.5 million hits, and all seems innocent until the poor little mutt decides to cock his leg and do what comes most naturally to dogs. Piss on anything that they shouldn’t!!
This poor little sod gets a shed load of voltage right up into his knackers, but fuck me does it make him move quick. Now don’t get me wrong i love animals (especially ones i can eat), but i am seeing a massive gap in the market here.
Just imagine it electric animals, they could be so much more efficient than they normal animals are. When they have a drop in productivity, give them a quick blast of electricity to the nether regions and boom of they go again. Fuck feeding them, electricute them i say Ha Ha.
This one is fairly humerous and as such i am gonna give it a average 4 on my HorseShit’O’Meter.
Just had this little nugget brought to my attention by a fan. Now this one involves a fully grown man dressing up as a 6ft bat causing havoc, not in Gotham City this time but in downtown Cambridge UK. Now i have a real funny feeling that this guy might have an obsession with a certain DC Comics franchise, not sure what would give me this idea?
Now not content with just wearing "the suit" he also has his own fully functioning BatPod, which he has absolute control of weaving in and out of the citizens that he vows to protect and serve from scum and villainy.
But one burning question i have, why the fuck is he in Cambridge? I have no idea, i just guess that his BatNav needs an upgrade or something.
My personal favourite moment in the vid comes at around about 36 seconds in, where he asks a citizen going about their daily business to kindly ‘Get out of the way’
I really like a bit of cheese, and due to this i am gonna give this one a good score of 3 on my world famous HorseShit’O’Meter.
Hey ViralVids fans so here we go with our first critique of the year and man we get off to one hell of a start courtesy of one certain Korean chap, who goes by the name of Psy. To date this ViralVid has had over one billion views!!! So it must be great right?
Now don’t get me wrong the first 10 seconds are ok, i can handle seeing him on a sunbed but then it goes downhill rapidly as soon as this fucker opens his mouth. Check it out one more time if you dare…
Well that has annoyed me straight off the bat, no more embedding vids into my blog with out paying $99 to Wordpress. Fuck that, hit the link for now. Guess i will be moving to another host that values honest critique shortly :(
Who the fuck does this guy think he is strutting around in his brogues, and cheap Tesco Tux. He even has a mini me at one point, i wonder how much he cost him off of Ebay? Then he turns up with a couple of hoes and then Hurricane Sandy tries to rid us of him but with no joy.
Now i am sorry i normally watch these ViralVids all the way through, but i got to 38 seconds and then i found myself reaching for the razor blades to end it all permanently. You don’t need me to tell you that this scores a maximum of 11 on the old HorseShit’O’Meter but fuck me it does. Jesus i need a lie down after that.
So i have done enough bitchin for one day, so now its time for a bit of people doing awesome things. This Viral Vid has currently had 44 million views to date and i can see why, it is packed full of stuff that you just know was a fluke and couldn’t possibly be recreated even if they tried forever. Check it out and as the name suggests its awesome :)
Now i think that this is great and as such i am going to go right to the opposite extreme and give it a 1 on my HorseShit’O’Meter.
Well well well, what can you say… Now part of me whats to be nice and say that she has a real talent, and as such we should all blow hot air up her arse saying how great she is.
I don’t think so, in my eyes she is what is so fucked up with the world. Why would anyone like this bullshit, at the beginning of this vid she actually flirts with the Cowell. Why anyone would want to flirt with that high trouser wearing tool is beyond me, the vain twat. Whenever i see this guy i want to be violently ill, as he is so far up his own arse he can eat last nights tea all over again.
I really can’t bring myself to actually critique her performance as i am loosing the will to live right now. If you can bring yourself to do it, check it out.
This gets an 11 on my rather rusty HorseShit’O’Meter, until next time.
Ok so this is the most viewed viral vid on the whole of YouTube with a huge 468 million + hits. It is the world famous Charlie bit my finger again.
Now from the outset of this vid it is clear that this is a set up, with the anonymous child being told that what has obviously happened before is worth filming and sending off to Harry Hill or something to get a cool £250. The cool bit about this vid, is that Charlie is obviously the Devils incarnate, as he gives him a good old nip and doesn’t let go. This catches anonymous child by surprise, and causes him to almost burst into tears. I guess he didn’t bite quite so hard in the practice run :)
You should keep watching till the end though as Charlie gives an evil little laugh which proves his identity.
I really like this little guy, and as such he gets a 1 on HorseShit’O’Meter.
Oh no, the following heap of shit has just been brought to my attention. Check it out, it has had a mind numbing 11 million hits in a little over 3 weeks!!
Well if there is one thing that is gonna feel the full force of my rage is a pair of jumped up, silver spooned, daddy’s girls, mother fucking kids. I can just picture the conversation that the girls had with Daddy now and it went a bit like this.
"Daddy you know i love you and how fucking awesome i am, i wanna be a popstar so that i can rub everyones face in it that my Daddy is richer than yours".
He then toddled off to the record producer, threw a shed load of coin at him with one instruction, i know its hard but make them sound great.
I am sorry but no fucking way this has got my goat good and proper and scores a maximum score of 11 on my HorseShit’O’Meter.
I just came across this great ViralVid, its had over 17 million hits so far check it out.
I love crazy things like this just like the Pac Man vid that got the ViralVids treatment a little while ago. I don’t care that some tool is handy with Photoshop or what ever it is they used to add the graphics. Its just the way it flows with various levels of mayhem throughout, man i wish you could do this shit for real.
This gets an 1 on my HorseShit’O’Meter as it is plain and simply awesome, this appears to becoming a regular thing of me giving out top marks. I must scour the Tube for more ViralVids that are utter bollocks.
Check out this guy, he is dancing like his life depends on it at the end of the world
When i first saw this video i thought WTF. He has spent so long polishing his dance routine that he actually comes as a slightly balding, middle aged, camp dude who has way to much time on his hands. Now i am a fan of some of the music used in this ViralVid and have taken the liberty of making a playlist of all the tracks used in the making of it. Please just click on the play button on the above post and let Spotify work their magic.
I actually like this ViralVid and as such can’t really say a bad thing about it, i am going to give it an 2 on the HorseShit’O’Meter.